Read the Printed Word! Gerald, Old Sock!
  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America

“Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.””

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theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

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lannistertywin:

make me choose  tywin lannister or cersei lannister? (asked by gusfrick)

It fell to him to rule this realm, when he was no more than twenty. He bore that heavy burden for twenty years, and all it earned him was a mad king’s envy. Instead of the honor he deserved, he was made to suffer slights beyond count, yet he gave the Seven Kingdoms peace, plenty, and justice. He is a just man. You would be wise to trust him.” 

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riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

"She was named after the pleasure of the first passer-by who found her, a mere infant, straying barefoot in the streets. She received a name as she received the water from the clouds when it rained. She was called little Fantine.

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robb, 17, westeros. king in the north. chances are you know my name, but NOT my story. fuck lannisters. fuck joffrey. fuck betrothals (lmao love my baby talisa two months strong <3). fuck moms i dont need your shit. fuck people who think a throne is theirs by rights… (lol you know who i mean.) living my life, you can stay mad. i do not give one single fuck. WINTER IS COMING BITCHEZ.

the past few days of studying for tonight’s exam has made me remember how much i like rochester poetry

if you haven’t read “signor dildo” (or any of his other poems tbh) you’re missing out on a life-changing experience

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maudit:

Mozart alters the music. He plays it with increasing abandon and 
virtuosity. Salieri watches with a fixed smile on his face. The 
court watches, astonished. He finishes in great glory, takes his
hands off the keys with a gesture of triumph - and grins.

pizzasupremewitch:

Never ending list of flawless people →  Hugh Laurie

↳ "If a thing’s worth doing, it’s almost automatically not worth doing because everyone else is doing it, that seems to be the way of the modern world,"

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