Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
Portrait of a Woman, perhaps Madame Claude Lambert de Thorigny (Marie Marguerite Bontemps), Detail.
by Nicolas de Largillière (1656-1746)
Stephen accidentally insults the Surprise and everyone looks at him like he’s dissed their mothers.
Shipwreck on a Stormy Morning, 1895, Ivan Konstantinovich Aivazovsky
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
y’know the best part about being an avenger? having captain america around you all the time. he just — the guy brings out the absolute best in people. you want to be good when he’s around. you really do. ivan, look around you real quick. because right now? captain america ain’t here.
I’m only interested in the simple things… like how much this is going to hurt!
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”